Sunday, May 30, 2010

love

Kaanto ke Badle Phool Kya doge..?
Aaanshu ke Badle Khushi kya dooge..?
Hum chahte hain aapde umar bhar Dosti..
Hamare iss Sawal la Jawab kya Doge…?


Koi achha lage to use pyar mat karna,
uske liye apni ninden bekaar mat karna,
2 din to aayenge khushi se milne,
teesre din kahenge mera intjar mat karna…

Dil ki aag ko ashko se bujha lenge,
ayegi jo yaad tumari jaam utha lenge,
hamse behtar koi mile to btana,
tumari rahon se khud ko hata lenge

suraj har sam ko dhal jata he
har patazar basant me badal jata he
o mere dost musibat me himmat mat harna
samay kesa bhi ho nikal jata he


Gunah karke saza se darte hain,
zahar pee ke dawa se darte hain,
dushmano ke sitam ka khauff nahi,
hum toh doston ki wafa se darte hain.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Na Jane Kyo

Na Jane Kyo
Hasrat He Tujhe Pane Ki..??

Yahi Chahat
He Is Diwane Ki

Kya Zarurat Thi
Khuda ko Tujhe
Itna Khubsurat
Banane Ki.?



jo Rehate H Dil Me Wo Juda Ni Hote,
Kuch Ehsas Lafzo Se Bayan Ni Hote,
1 Hasrat he K aapko Sataye,
Q K 1 aap hi ho jo Kbi Khafa ni Hote.



Log kehte he ke ishq itna mat karo
Ke husn sar pe sawar ho jaaye
Hum kehte he ke ishq itna karo
Ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye

achi Baat:-

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Nibhane k Liye
Kuch Log Pyar Krte He Bhul Jane k Liye
Pyar Kro To Esa Kro Ki Dono Tadpe
1 Dusre ke liye



Tere Khyalo Se Daman Chupa K Dekha He
Dilo Nazar Ko Bahut Aazma K Dekha He
Teri KaSam Tu Nhi To Kuch Nhi
Mene Kuch Pal Tuje Bhula K Dekha He




achi Baat:-
Zindagi 1 Kiraye Ka Room He.

Ek Na Ek Din Badalna Padega.

Maut Jab Tujhko Awaz Dega

Room Se Bahar Nikalna,

me tujhe naya Room dene wala hu .



Tadapti Hun DIN RAAT Mgr Jatati Nhi
Koi HAAL E DIL Puche me Batati Nhi
Apko SUNN K Hogi Hairat
me Unhe PYAR Karti Hun Jo mujhe Chahta Nhi .

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1 ladka Apni GF

Barsat Me PAANI Bnkar Baras Jynge
Patjhar Me PHOOL Bnkar Jhar Jynge
Aaj AAP Hmse Pareshan Ho
Ek Din Bin Bataye Is DUNIA Se Chale Jyng.


Likhna he To EXAM Me Kuch Aisa Likho Ke,
PEN B Rone Pe Majbur Ho jaye
Har ANS Me Wo Dard Bhardo Ki,
Check Karne bhi Wala DISPRIN KhaKe So Jaye.



Zindgi To 1 Khwab h, Wo Zindgi,
Hi Kya Jisme Khwab Nhi Hote Hatho Ki,
Lakiro Ko Ki$mat Na $amajna,
Ki$mat Unki B Hoti H Jinke Hath Nhi Hote.



1 ladka Apni GF Ka Cell Check Krta H
Ye Dekhne K Liye K Usne Kis NaamSe
Uska No.Save Kiya He
Jab Usne Misscall Di
To Likha Aya


Murga No-9

Jindgi ek raat hai

Jindgi ek raat hai,
jisme na jane kitne khwab hain,
jo mil gaya wo apna hai,
jo tut gaya wo sapna hai.



Usko Yaad Karna
Accha Lagta He,

Bus Use Khone Se
Dar Lagta He,

Kahi Aankho Se
Gum Na Ho Jaye Wo?

Ab To Raato Ko Sone Se B Dar Lagta He.




Pyar to Zindgi Ka 1 Khubsurat Lamha Ha

Ye Sab Rishto Se Albela Ha

Jise Mil Jaye Wo Tanhai Me B Khush Ha

Jise Na Mile Wo Bheed Me B Akela He


Zindgi me hmesha haste rahna,
hasna zindgi ki zarurat he,
zindgi jiyo is andaz se ki Aapko dekhkar,
sabko lage zindgi kitni Khubsurat hai...



Aashiqo ka Dimag hota he khali,
Tabhi milti nhi Gharwali
Gulam bankar fas jate he ishq k jaal me
Aur kehten he mene LADKI patli

dosti ke name

Sitaro K Aage V Koi Jahan Hoga,
Jo Na Dekha Kabhi Wo Sama Hoga,
Us Jahan K Sare Hasin Nzaro Ki "Kasam",
AApsa Hasin 'Dost' Dusra Kaha Hoga.


Nind apni bhulakr sulaya AAPko,
Aansu apna girakr hasaya AAPko,
Dard kabhi na dena us Bhagwan ya khuda ko,
Zamana kahte hai Maa jisko..



Ruthe jo zindgi to mana lenge hum,
mile jo gam use bhi bhula denge hum,
bas aap dosti nibhate rahna,aansuo ko
bhi muskurana sikha denge hum.


Aisi BERUKHI Na Dikhao Jaan Ki Tadap K Mar Jau Mai.
Tu Mujse Nazre B PHERTA H To Dil Toot Ke Choor Choor Ho Jata H.

about friend ship

kuch sitaro ki chamak nahi jati ,
kuch yaadon ki kasak nahi jati ,
kuch logon se hota hai aisa rishta ,
ki dur rehkar bhi unki ,
yaado ki mahak nahi jati .


kuch yade yaad rakhna ,
kuch wade yaad rakhna ,
kuch bate yaad rakhna ,
aage sath rhe n rahe ,
Ham
Ham sath rahe the kabhi ,
bas ye yaad rakhna .



Mehfil kabhi udaas nahi hoti
dosti ki manzile itni paas nahi hoti
Hota hai kabhi aisa bhi zindagi me,
Mil jate hai wo bhi jinki aas nhi hoti.



ab Hum Bole Ki Jaan De Sakte Hai
Toh Woh Bole Ki Mazaak Karte Hai,
Jab Humne Sach Me Jaan De Di,
Toh Woh Bole Hum Par Toh Hazaron Marte Hai.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

good night sms

jab jindgi samjh me aae to jindgi se dur the hum ,
marna chaha to jine par majbur the hum har ,
saja kabul karli humne sar jhurka kar .
ksur itna tha ki be ks .

palkon pe satak dene raha ha koi kahwab aane wala hai,
khabar mili wo khwa sach hone wala hai,
maine kaha uski palko pe ja ,
jo payar insan abhi sone wala hai
good night

ho gayi hai ab toh black black night ,
Chand ne abhi kar di hai white white light
sweet sweet sapno ki tum pakadlo filght ,
oh my dear good ngiht .

funny jokes

Pal suhane saath ho na ho kal ,
me ajj ki kai baat ho na ho ,
aapki Dosti hamare saath rehegi sada
chahe har din mulakaat ho na ho .

Honege hum dur kuch pal ke liye,
dur rahkar bhi kareb hai har pal ke liya ,
kaise yaad na aaye app ek pal ke liye,
jab dil mein ho aap har pal ke liye.

Dur Hote huve h Dost ka rishta nibhate hai aap ,
na jane q dil ko Lubhate Hai app ye kaisa Karishma hai ,
Aapka jo Hum itne yaad aate ho aap .

good morning

GOOD MORNING
Aao Soch rhe
hoge Good night Q nahi ,
SIMPLE-
Phone mera,
Paise Mere ,
Msg Mera,
Sim mera,
TO
Marzi Bhi meri
Jo man aayga
Wo Bhajunga.....
SWT DRMZ.

JO Gujar jaye use hum wakt khte ha.
Raho me mil jaye use sach khte ha,
Mahek jaye use khusbu kahte ha jo
Dono ke sath chale use sacha dost khte ha .

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

friend ship jokes

Har bat kehakar Samjai Nahi jati,
Har Chiz Zindagi Me Payi Nhi Jati
YU to har waqt yad karte hai apko,
Par yaden kisiko dikhayi nahi Jati.

Ankho se Arman jiya jarte hai.
sanso se insn jiya karte hain .
jab apki palke japakti nahi .
Soch lena hum aapko yad
kiya karte hain.

DOST KA MATLAB
D = Dorr rahkar bhi jo pass ho
O = ouro se jayada khas ho
S = sabse pyare jiska ehsas ho
T = takdir se jada jis par vishwas ho .

funny jokes

Har baat se inkar Nehi hota ,
Har raste Par intezer Nhi Hota ,
u to Apko Sms milte Honge sub ke,
Par Har Sms me Hamara Jaisa Pyar nahi Hota.

Hontho pe Ek Muskan Hi Kafi Hai
Dil Me Ek Arman H KAfi Hai
Kuch Nhi Chahiye Zindagi se Hume
Aap Hume yaad Karte Rahe ye
EHSAAN Hai Kafi Hai.

Chand sirf Ek Hai Lakho Taro ke Liye ,
Lakho Taro Hai Ek chand ke Liye ,
Hum Jasie LAkho honge Aapke Liye,
Par Aap Lakho me 1 ho Hamre Dosti Ke Liye.