MAKE YUR TEARS SO
expensive that no one
can afford it & make yur happines so cheap that people
get it free from yu-! be happy always.

g night tc





money went to tuesday 2 c wednesday n ask thursda wheter friday
has told saturday that sunday is friendship day...
"happy friendship day .

Banta was busy removing a wheel for his auto .
a man asks:
why are you removing this wheel ?
Banta: can't you read the board,
parking is only for two wheeler.

funny jokes 31/7/20010

The Girl with the Dragon TattooDr. to pantient's friend ager 1 ghanta
pehle le aate to hum isse bacha lete..
friend-Abe saale,aadha ghanta pehle to
accdent hua hai 1 ghanta pehle kaise le aate...


unse bhi ishq hai aru maut se bhi pyar hai ,
un pr bahi yaqeen hai, aur maut par hi
aur maut pr bhi aitbaar hai,
dekhte hain pehle kaun aat hai,
hame to dono ka intezaar hai.


pyar ke bndhan kuch ajeeb hote h,
jitne najuk utne hi majbbot hote h,
utha lete h jo kaanto ko haatho me,
phool b unhi ko nasseb hote ha