fuuny jokes young couple

A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened...but then they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs. A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail.
In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened.

"Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs."

"That must have hurt," said the judge.
"No kidding," said the best man. "I broke three of my fingers."

fuuny jokes about family

               Shan was in prison for ten years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car.

The only thing he said was, "F.F."

His wife turned to him and answered, "E.F."

Out on the highway, he said, "F.F."

She responded simply, "E.F."

He repeated, "F.F."

She again replied, "E.F."

"Mom! Dad!" their son yelled. "What's going on?"

Bad Bernie answered, "Your mother wants to eat first!"

A girl in a bar

 A girl in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by him.


Approaching the friend she comments, "You look terrible.

What's the problem?"

"My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000."


"Gee, that's tough," he replied.


"Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000."


"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."


"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."


"Three close family members lost in three months?

How sad."

"Then this month," continued, the friend, "nothing!"

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 A girl walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows she chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"

funny jokes about the woman

When a girl found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby. "Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it. If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits

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A girl walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows she chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"

funny jokes about the dog

A bich walked into the kitchen to find her dog. Dog stalking a round with a fly swatter.


"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies," He responded. "Oh, killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, how can you tell? He responded

"Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."

funny jokes about boy and girl

A boy is sitting in a bar when a beautiful girl walks up and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks.” He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones. He thrusts the wadded up money into the girl’s hand and says, "Here...paint my house


 A girl walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows she chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"

funny jokes about man

A pressman is driving toward home in northern Ontario when he sees a man thumbing for a ride on the side of the road.


As the trip had been long and quiet, he stops the car and the man gets in.

After a bit of small talk, the man notices a brown bag on the front seat. "What's in bag?" the man asks the pressman.

The pressman says, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife."

The man is silent for a moment then says, "Good trade."

funny jokes about girl and boy

 An elderly girl and boy were dating for about five years. The boy finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..." After about an tow of trying to remember to no avail he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal. "Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was."

funny jokes about man

A man was given the job of hunting for tiger. To help him, he hired an American Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find tiger. After riding awhile, the American gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Hamm, tiger come". The man scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing. He is confused and says to the American, "I do not see anything, how do you know tiger come"? And the American replies, "Ear sticky".





 A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!" After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"

funny jokes about boy and grils

 One day a Rena brings home her boyfriend raja and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter Rena she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again nine more times! The Rena starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the city and now I can't marry any of the nine guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!"Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."

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funny jokes about Dosti

Aap Dosti ke name par who Daag ho
Jise hum TIDE se dho Nahi Sakte

Rin se saaf nahi kar skte .
Sure xl Se mita nahi sakte .
Quki
"KUCH DAAG ACCHE HOTE HAI"


"DOSTI EK RISHTA HE JO NIBYE WO FARISHTA HE ?
DOSTI sachhi preet He
Judaai jiski reet he!
Aur juda Hokar bhi na bhule
Yahi DOSTI ki jeet he.

funny jokes love sms

Kasam kha li hai Uski gali na jauga.
jaha par wo rathi ha us mohle me
ko na dekuhga jaha wo rahi ha
wh wh
Kasam kha li hai Uski gali na jauga.
jaha par wo rathi ha us mohle me

ko na dekuhga jaha wo rahi ha
wh wh
Aur Agar Gaya bhi to Kisi ko
Thodi Bataunga.



kay Fayda kisi ko chahne ka
Kay Fayda kisi ki yado Me Aasu
Bahane ka

Jo Samjhe na kisi KE Dil Me Basa Pyar

Kay fayda Uske Pyar me Dil ko
Tadpane ka .

nursefunny jokes

Nurse:  AApko jaudava bachhe hue he,
Banta: haha wo to hona hi tha , meri biwi program
hi aise dekhati thi,
Indain idol-2, Nach baliye-2,
Dance india dance-2,
Nurse: Accha huwa apki biwi ne Delhi-6 nahi dekha.


Hasna or hasana to fitrat hai hamari,
her koi khush rahe ye chahat hai hamari,
Bhale hi koi ham ko yadd na kare ,
her ek ko yad karna aadat hai hamari.

funny doctor jokes

sunil :     Mera bet dard ho raha ha
Doctor:   kay khaya tha
Sunil       Kuch nahi bas nariyal tha chilke ke sath me .