A woman is pregnant with triplets when she gets shot three times in the stomach. She goes to the hospital, the doctor says everything is okay, and she leaves.
So she gives birth and about ten years later, the first kid, a little girl, comes up to her mother with tears in her eyes. She's holding a bullet between her two fingers, and she says, "Mommy I was going potty and this bullet came out of me. What happened?"
The mother explains everything to the little girl, and then the day continues on as normal.
Then, the second child, another little girl, comes up to her mother with tears in her eyes, and she says, "Mommy, I was in the bathroom and then this bullet came out of me. What happened?"
The mother explains everything to the little girl, and then the day continues on as normal.
Then, just as the mother settles down for tea by herself, her son comes running up to her, crying harder than her other two children had been. Frightened, she immediately picks him up and calms him down until he can speak.
First she asks him if he has anything to show her. He shakes his head, and she sighs.
"Mommy...I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."
Taj k patto se Tajmahal nahi banta,
1- Giving the 1st salary to up parent
hamosh raahon mein tera saath chahiye
A 50yr old woman gets a facelift for his birthday. When he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do I look. He replied 23, the woman said thanks but I am 50. he then went to a butcher's shop asked the same question, the butcher said 27 the old woman said thanks but im 50, he then went and asked a old women how old do I look, she said im 88yrs old and have a bad eyesight but I can tell how old someone is by putting my hand down their trousers for 20 minutes. The man accepted and let her have a feel. 20 minutes later she took her hand out and said your 50, the woman said that’s amazing ho did you know, she replied I was behind you in the butcher's shop.
