A 50yr old woman gets a facelift for his birthday. When he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do I look. He replied 23, the woman said thanks but I am 50. he then went to a butcher's shop asked the same question, the butcher said 27 the old woman said thanks but im 50, he then went and asked a old women how old do I look, she said im 88yrs old and have a bad eyesight but I can tell how old someone is by putting my hand down their trousers for 20 minutes. The man accepted and let her have a feel. 20 minutes later she took her hand out and said your 50, the woman said that’s amazing ho did you know, she replied I was behind you in the butcher's shop.
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