santa to banta jokes

santa to banta : wat is relation between us ?
banta : relation between us like that " besan and pakoda ".
santa: how that ?
banta: because "besan" hai jab santa tabhi to hai " pakoda" banta.




Kya hai ye vaade, kya hai ye kasme,
Hamko vishvaas nahi hai inme,
Bas hai vishvaas hamko tum pe,
Kyonki ham p
Aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jaata
LIVE ur life as u LOVE.