father and son

One day, a father and son go camping and when they get there, the son's dad starts to smoke. "Can I have some, daddy?" asked the son. "Can your dick reach your ass" asked the dad. "Noon" said the son. "Then you can't have any!"
Later that night, the dad starts to drink beer. "Can I have some, daddy?" asked the son. "Can your dick reach your ass" asked the dad. "Noon" said the son. "Then you can't have any!"
The next day, the father and son go to the store, the son buys a lottery ticket and wins a million dollars. "Can you share that with me?" asked the dad. "Can your dick reach your ass" asked the kid. "Yes! Yes, it can!" yelled the dad. "Well then, go fuck your self!"