A man was given the job of hunting for tiger. To help him, he hired an American Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find tiger. After riding awhile, the American gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Hamm, tiger come". The man scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing. He is confused and says to the American, "I do not see anything, how do you know tiger come"? And the American replies, "Ear sticky".
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!" After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
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