A girl in a bar

 A girl in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by him.


Approaching the friend she comments, "You look terrible.

What's the problem?"

"My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000."


"Gee, that's tough," he replied.


"Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000."


"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."


"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."


"Three close family members lost in three months?

How sad."

"Then this month," continued, the friend, "nothing!"